What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 18:51

Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Moonraker
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Octopussy
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
When do you feel most peaceful ever?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What is the boldest and craziest thing your mother has ever done for you?
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
What is it like to use a Fleshlight?
-J W Pepper
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is your response when someone says "how may I help you"?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Goldfinger
What is your biggest mistake or regret?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
Scientists uncover key role of thyroid hormones in fear memory formation - PsyPost
-”Ah so!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.